So. I found the Answer. The Big Secret. The Reason to Be.
Don’t worry, I’ll tell you. But wait a moment. Ask yourself: Do you really want to know? Why do you feel such a strong pull towards the Answer? Most importantly: What are you going to do if the Answer, well, kind of sucks?
Seriously. Ask yourself.
Ok, I’ll tell you: the goal of life is to one day find yourself sitting on the floor, like a child, in the most cost-effective dwelling you can find, surrounded by piles of as much cool stuff as you can afford.